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Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama...
And you all thought Washington wasn’t sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama’s boring press...
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More Super Mean ‘Liz Becton’ E-mails!
We have EMAIL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that Rep. Jim McDermott’s executive assistant/office manager/scheduler/pet dragon Elizabeth “Liz” Becton, the Meanest Lady in DC, was not simply having a “bad day”...
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EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews Guy Who Made That Funny Politico Video Cartoon
The greatest political satire of the decade — this funny animated movie about the Politico — appeared yesterday on some Web 2.6 internet website we’d never heard of before. So, being Washington...
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Wonkette Exclusive: Joe Miller Runs Screeching From Simple Question
Alaskan Senate hopeful and semi-bearded teabagger Joe Miller literally ran away from a question about his disabled-veteran status during last night’s “Meet and Greet” session in Anchorage. In a roomful...
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Sarah Palin Has Secret ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account To Praise Other Sarah...
Sarah Palin has apparently created a second Facebook account with her Gmail address so that this fake “Lou Sarah” person can praise the other Sarah Palin on Facebook. The Gmail address is available...
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Exclusive! Here is Your Picture Of Kevin Yoder All Nude-Like In The Sea Of...
Kevin Yoder, fourth from right, naked as Yahweh made him. UPDATED Multiple people are writing in to tell Your Editrix she is the worst reporter in the world — no argument — and that our EXCLUSIVE...
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A Wonkette Interview With ‘Bailout’ Author Neil Barofsky, Part I
Welcome to your Monday Wonkette Interview Post! We were fortunate enough to speak with former Special Inspector General for TARP (SIGTARP!) Neil Barofsky over the telephone, whose new memoir Bailout,...
View ArticleGun Nuts Just Want Mom’s Address To Say Howdy, Probably
More evidence that open carry is in the Napoleon-in-Russia phase of its campaign for gun rights most people never asked for and don’t want: a now-deleted tweet from prominent Texas open carry nut and...
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